I recently saw The Dark Knight at a movie theater in DC and I have to say, holy crap. It was 2.5 hours long and there was so much visual and mental stimulus that I’m still not sure I got everything. What’s the solution?
Imax. I’m going to see it again the right way, on Imax. [...]
I’M GOING TO DROP 15 BONES ON BATMAN
INDUSTRIES FIGHTING SLANG
It’s pretty well known that the company that makes SPAM has tried incredibly hard to try and prevent the use of the word Spam when referring to junk mail. But who else has tried to fight off the power of slang? Who hasn’t, but should?
Cottage Cheese: If there’s one thing that stops me from eating [...]
MURDER CITY, HERE I COME
Washington DC, prepare for me.
I can’t help thinking in the back of my head that the capital of our country should be a Utopia, not Hell. I mean, it’s our CAPITAL for christsakes. You’d think there would be universal health care, great schools, hover boards even. But no, it’s the murder (or was, I think [...]
A LITTLE SPICE MAKES THINGS NICE
I just made my second post over at Future Blogger about mice, it was great since I added a little more of my personality into it instead of treating it like a college essay. I admit, most of the time the college essay is great, but I’m really glad the people where I work said [...]
WORKING FROM HOME: POSITIVES AND NEGATIVES
Positive: I’m at home and not in a cubicle or commuting.
Negative: My co-workers never hang out with me since they’re in New York.
Positive: I can shower when I want.
Negative: According to my girlfriend I can’t.
Positive: I can make my own lunch everyday and eat healthy.
Negative: I have to make my own lunch everyday.
Positive: I don’t [...]
I SOILED MYSELF
I was at a wedding two Saturdays ago for a friend of mine up in Tilden Park. It was great. The food was delicious, the 65 year-old guy singing ‘I Like Big Butts’ was causing a storm on the dance floor, and some guy got trashed and decided it would be a good time to [...]
IT FELT LIKE SCHOOL ALL OVER AGAIN
I finally wrote and posted my first blog post at the website I’m interning at. I gotta say, it felt like school. Unlike this blog where I can just yammer on and on about things and not really care about structure or if it’s even interesting, this piece was tough.
http://memebox.com/futureblogger/show/708-utopian-vs-dystopian-futures
It felt like school, but whatever. [...]
LET IT BURN
Living in California and not having a fire break around your house is just as retarded as living in Florida and being surprised when a hurricane blows your house down.
HOLY CRAP, MY HEAD HURTS
I just finished day one of my internship at Memebox and wooee, my head is full. It’s one thing to check out your favorite websites a few times a day, but I didn’t think I’d ever be sifting through over a thousand RSS feeds for nuggets of gold. I gotta admit though – it’s pretty [...]
THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
Imagine if there was a major country called Blow. Then there could be a movie sequel to The Italian Job and The Brazilian Job (already pretty funny) called The Blow Job. Hyuk hyuk.
By the way, right now my eyes are being burned as you read this.
