DESPITE MY INTENTIONS, I AM NOT COOL

Like an idiot I almost bought a flask.  Why?  Movies.  Like children who want to smoke, I was influenced by movies.  But I caught myself in time thank god.  After idolizing the guys on TV who kick ass and carry a flask, I realize they aren’t that cool at all.  Basically, they’re alcoholics.
Think about it.  [...]

I’M FRICKIN’ DOING IT

So I got the latest Windows Vista update on my computer and it basically rendered my Firefox useless for some reason.  It somehow fixed itself after a few hours, but I’m so fed up with this crap.  I’m finally going to take the plunge.
Linux!  I’ve been wanting to try it ever since I went over [...]

AHHHH… MEMORIES

♫ Remember the good old days when men were men, women were servants, and children were forced labor?  I remember.  I had to build my own tree fort from money me and my friends earned picking up cans and bottles on the side of the road. I got paid a few dollars for clearing hundreds [...]

KING COUNTY COUNCIL MINUTES

The following is an excerpt from the King County Council minutes from the State of Washington.

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Barbara: “I’m telling you guys, the monorail is the way to go.”
Dave: “I don’t know if I can take any more Simpson’s references, why can’t we just drop it.”
Tim: “If we drop it, we appear weak. Plus, how many cities [...]

AMERICAN BEER KICKS ASS

You know, people have been ragging on American beer for about a century now, and I have to say at least something in defense. The argument is that prohibition killed the small-time beer maker and so because of that all American beer is of the same type. But after sampling (a lot) of Pacific Northwest [...]

WHAT CAN I SAY, IT HAS INTRINSIC VALUE

I visit this one site pretty much whenever I can because it has lots of interesting stuff from around the Net that I dig. If you’ve ever seen the sneezing panda video, their trademark is stamped right at the beginning. But before you go to the site, be warned, it is VERY Not Safe For [...]

SEATTLE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS

Goddamn you Seattle. All I want to do is get to Port Townsend from SeaTac Airport. Why don’t you have just one organized public transit system? I have to spend hours at terminals waiting for transfers when I could be moving. Even on the other side of the Sound they have two different transit systems. [...]

I AM A FLAKE

So, my internship has kicked it up a notch (okay, like eight notches) and I’m working my butt off. Just so you know why I don’t post hardly at all lately, it’s because I’ve been posting everday over at Future Blogger and my mind is a complete blank sometimes now.
Harp harp harp. Anyways, a close [...]