I agree that kids need to be adopted whole heartedly, but the ads give me the heebie-jeebies. Here are five of them:
The Grog Song
International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day fast approaches (Sept 19th) so I thought I’d post a song I wrote in Niger about the best drink in the world… GROG!
I Kinda Want Your Kid To Die
I know it’s easy for people online to say shocking stuff like how all Mac users need to die because they’re hipsters with too much money, or how Democrats should all be aborted because they love abortion. I’m not trying to make this post like that. I genuinely kinda want your kid to die just so I can see what you’d do with that family bumper-sticker you have on your car.
God Doesn’t Dig The Renaissance
Hey religious crazies, when you say god speaks through you or you try and imitate how it speaks, it’s not in Olde English. Seriously, just because you throw in an ‘art’ a ‘thou’ and a ‘hath’ does not make it the literal word of god.
