I know it’s easy for people online to say shocking stuff like how all Mac users need to die because they’re hipsters with too much money, or how Democrats should all be aborted because they love abortion. I’m not trying to make this post like that. I genuinely kinda want your kid to die just so I can see what you’d do with that family bumper-sticker you have on your car.
God Doesn’t Dig The Renaissance
Hey religious crazies, when you say god speaks through you or you try and imitate how it speaks, it’s not in Olde English. Seriously, just because you throw in an ‘art’ a ‘thou’ and a ‘hath’ does not make it the literal word of god.
When You’re Not On A Bike, You Look Like An Idiot
If you’re not on a bike, going to a bike, or hobbling around on clip-in shoes, don’t get caught wearing that stupid hat. You seriously look like Huey, Dewy and/or Louie.
I Hate San Francisco (not really)
There are so many things in the Bay Area that I feel drives divides into our happy little community. For instance, the subway system (BART) doesn’t run past midnight/midnight-thirty. This means if you live in Oakland or Berkeley, you either need to leave the bar around 11:30 or so, or scamper to find a bed to sleep in until service resumes at 5am (maybe that ugly lady at the end of the bar might not be too ugly when there’s nowhere to sleep).
Swing And A Miss
I’m taking this Intro to Business night class at a local community college here in Oakland and for three nights a week for 2.5 hours we talk business. Well, it would be cool if we did, but it’s more of like a rambling lecture. I’m being harsh. I hate to be the asshole, but college [...]
Mixon Supporters Win ‘Assholes of the Year’ Award Early in 2009
Come on, I know America has idiots in its ranks, but I never thought they were smart enough to organize.
SEATTLE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS
Goddamn you Seattle. All I want to do is get to Port Townsend from SeaTac Airport. Why don’t you have just one organized public transit system? I have to spend hours at terminals waiting for transfers when I could be moving. Even on the other side of the Sound they have two different transit systems. [...]
LET IT BURN
Living in California and not having a fire break around your house is just as retarded as living in Florida and being surprised when a hurricane blows your house down.
EVERYONE LOVES SUSHI… I DON’T
Everybody loves sushi… I don’t.
