MURDER CITY, HERE I COME

Washington DC, prepare for me.

I can’t help thinking in the back of my head that the capital of our country should be a Utopia, not Hell. I mean, it’s our CAPITAL for christsakes. You’d think there would be universal health care, great schools, hover boards even. But no, it’s the murder (or was, I think Oakland and Baltimore edged it out) capital of the world. And I’m going there. Yippee.

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